- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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