- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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