- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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