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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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