- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

30cm = 0,3meters

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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