Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Turkeys are obese

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