- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

knock,knock you suck

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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