- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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