- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Nickelback.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

sucks Syntax...

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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