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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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