- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

run farther?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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