How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Anti Joke

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