- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A lot eh?

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

THE GAME

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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