- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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