- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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