What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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