Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Ham sandwich

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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