- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A man walks into a bar

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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