- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Boys have swag, real men have class

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