- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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