- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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