Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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