I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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