knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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