- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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