- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Robin, get in the car!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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