- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

the WNBA

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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