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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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