What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

homosexual rights to marriage

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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