whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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