- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Where are you going Your house

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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