I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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