- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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