guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Invisible Children Foundation.

anal seepage

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Anti Joke

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