Your mother just died.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

The WPGA tour

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Racial Equality

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's big and purple? Barney

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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