- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Your Mum is soo fat.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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