Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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