Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What is the name of the car? What

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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