What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why? Why not?

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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