- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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