what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Women can vote? WTF

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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