2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Tilt your screen back .

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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