- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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