- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

guy walks into a bar, ouch

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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