- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Prostitution is bad.......

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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