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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Justin beiber's penis

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

I am dyslexic

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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