What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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