- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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