- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The holocaust

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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