why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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jibby jobby

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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