- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Pickle

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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