A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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