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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

No

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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