- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A child walks into a classroom.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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