- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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