Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Yo mama so fat.

Smeg...

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