- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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