Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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women's rights

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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