- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I'd like to make a withdraw

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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