A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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hi joshua

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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