- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than this That :(

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