Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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