Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Women's Rights.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

your mom

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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