what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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