What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Blacks

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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