- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

I used to know what alzheimers was

How do you make the general public confused? ...

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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