- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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