- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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