- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Refridgerator.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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