- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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