- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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