There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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