why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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