- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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