- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??