- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Neil Lewis

The bears will win the Super Bowl

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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