A paralysed man falls over.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

justin beiber sucks

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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