- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

kennah campion when she talks

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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