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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is red white and blue? the french flag

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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