A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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derp

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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