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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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