How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Yo mama so fat.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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