- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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