HOLY COW!

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My mom

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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The Qur'an

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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