Knock knock Go away

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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no rasist joks

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

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