- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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