- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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