what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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