- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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