Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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SEX

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Turkeys are obese

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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