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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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