there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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poopoo

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Anti Joke

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