An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Anti Joke

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