- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Netflix and chill

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

knock knock There's no door

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

robin, get in the car.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Women's rights

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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