- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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