- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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