- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Get it? More.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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