There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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