- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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