- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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