I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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