An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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