Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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