What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Matt is a Duster!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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