- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Knock Knock The doors already open

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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