- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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