What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Guess what? Bananas

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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