- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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