- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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