- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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