If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Grace Ackerson

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Dumbledore dies.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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