What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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