- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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