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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

CFL

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

rent a cops

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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