What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Ham sandwich

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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