I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Women's rights.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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