What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

feminists.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

batman farted so hes retarded

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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