- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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